Hello, God? It's me, buzbee.
Yes, I understand it's sposed to rain for the next five months.
I'm cool with it. In fact, it's a fine rain, good for the crops, keeps me from having to mow the lawn a few more days. Just a couple requests:
1. Can we get 2 hours off tomorrow morning for the group ride? Can still be wet, but not sopping please. Fenders, okay. Ark, bad.
2. Please smite the carpet installers so they cannot come this weekend. No use getting rainy dirt all over our new berbers.
3. Make it sunny in Palermo for the Giro start. It's my favorite grand tour, you know... at least until July or September.
4. Let's get this all worked out by the 18th so my next race will be dry.
Plzkthx.